Winning Tricks to “FIND THE ONE”

Winning Tricks to “FIND THE ONE”

Ex-lovers, heartbreaks and too many bottles of red wine. Am I right? So let’s get to the point. How many times have you read “guidelines” to find the love of your life? Plenty, I know, I don’t even want to talk about it, because same girl, same. What about those long nights with cheap Chardonnay and sad songs shuffling all around your house? Countless, I know. “Will it ever happen to me?” You literally spend night over night and everything seems to stay the same.
I’m no Carrie Bradshaw but all I know is that that is going to end NOW. Well, you might still need the wine if you have some left, but these queens are going to have YOUR back, and your whole body to be honest.
You still there gorg? Great. I thought you would have fallen asleep with that much wine.
Now, forget about laying down on the couch and get your perfumed candles on, put on your best valentine’s Romeo and Juliet eleganza fantasy outfit and I make sure you’re going to find the one you’ve been looking for today. Trust me, a gal like me never lies.
With non-stop performances, tricks, sexy dance moves to spice up your soulmate, and a lot more secrets will be REVEALED.
“Is this experience only for single gals like me who spend the day listening to Aerosmith and Diana Ross?” Oh, hell to the NO. We could never do that. Bring your best gals, your whole family, bring your pussycat and your doggos! I promise they’ll find the one today! And if they’re already taken, well, a little party never killed nobody!
My girlfriends, and me included, we’re going to teach you everything you need to know to improve your love skills with your loved one, how to make them feel the inner fire every single day and most importantly, how to make the best LOVE POTION in the world! And no, this one is not a Weasley Love Potion. It’s not that magic that we’re talking about in here!
You know what they say, Drag keeps bringing families together, so, what are you waiting for my squirrels? Teach your grandma how to join in, tell her you have a surprise for her, and spend the most amazing time with your family gathered with phenomenal drag queens. If you want me to convince her, gal, text me ASAP, and i’ll get her here in a second!
Have you ever seen the movie Moulin Rouge? If you haven’t, google it up now, but if you had, do you remember that final scene, where Nicole is standing there with a extravaganza white dress in a room filled with lights, curtains, feathers, jewels.. EVERYTHING darling. That’s how we’re going to turn your room into.
Please, for Cher’s sake, you can’t miss this one in a lifetime chance to FIND THE ONE.
And as we wait for her will to release a new album, all I can say is that Rihanna was right all along. We Found Love. ♥

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I’m too tired.” “It’s too late.” “It’s cold.” “We’re in a pandemic, I can’t go to the gym!”
Oh, Tiffany, get over with it!
Come on, and what if I tell you that there’s no need to leave the comfort of your house, that you can stay there, comfortable, and learn the best tricks with drag queens from Drag Taste? Cool, yes? I know!!!
 
From motivational training, to a variety of yoga exercises, challenging games, loads of fun and it’s a perfect way to maintain your training routines.
Learn exclusive healthy recipes and good old snacks, alongside with the best drinks that will enhance your productivity at work and let me tell you, they are SO tasty!
 
Spending the whole day sitting on a chair working? Your neck is constantly hurt? You think those pants are not fitting the way they used to? We got the solution for you! (Honestly, I just wanted to sound like a commercial gal, and I think I did it pretty well, didn’t I?).
 
No more chit chat, let’s get into it! And no, it’s not going to be boring!
 
I know that for most of you, shopping used to be your Cardio routine, but things are about to change. Never in a million years I’d think that drag queens could teach phenomenal ways to enhance your performance. I literally couldn’t believe it. I’m one of the gals that sits on the couch for a Sex and the City marathon with botomless mimosas, I admit, it’s the Tea. But they actually changed my mind and showed me funny ways to stay in shape.
 
Believe me or not, I am able to workout with my nails on, I actually learned how to make homemade acrylic gel extensions. Maybe one day I’ll teach you, it’s not that hard, and well, now they look amazing, but girl, when I started… not even going to talk about it…
 
I hope you got what I said, so now, get your glamazon training outfit, put on the sparkle, the jush, the shananigans, and please, pretty please, Stream #Physical by Dua Lipa.

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